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      Notice for Anyone Using Dolphin Browser   12/13/2016

      I've discovered there's a particular bug that occurs when using Dolphin Browser here that autofills your username and password... into a thread's title and tag fields when you create or edit one. I advise anyone using Dolphin Browser at the moment to discontinue using it here until either Dolphin fixes their autofill so it doesn't do that, or until IP.Board releases an update that reverses what causes that to happen.
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Idk. Cleverbot.

15 posts in this topic

Just talking.

User: Hiya.
  Cleverbot: Hiya??

User: Yup. Hiya.
  Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.
  Cleverbot: No comment!!

User: Umm... Okay?

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: How're you?

Cleverbot: Are you German?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What nationality are you?

User: I'm Equestrian.

Cleverbot: No comment!!

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: Okay then your Asian.

User: No, I'm Equestrian.

Cleverbot: You're my master.

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: What would you like me to do master?

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: My name is ashley, my master.

User: Oooookay then.

Cleverbot: Oooook Pat.

User: My name isn't Pat, it's Aero.

Cleverbot: Ok, then what is your name?

User: It's Aero. Already said that.

Cleverbot: When did you say that?

User: In the same sentance I said I wasn't Pat.

Cleverbot: Yes at the same time ;).

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Fascinating.

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: I'm tired. Sing me a lullaby.

User: Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7PQ9IO-7fU.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: You told me to sing you a lullaby.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. So do it!

User: I did. Here it is; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7PQ9IO-7fU.

Cleverbot: Thats one fearless animal.

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: No comment!!

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of chocolate?

User: Milk.

Cleverbot: Milk isn't a food which means that logically, you are a robot.

User: No, I'm a pony.

Cleverbot: But milk is not.

User: Yeah, milk is obviously not a pony.

Cleverbot: Obviously everybody.

User: Everypony*.

Cleverbot: That counts.

User: So... How're you?

Cleverbot: I am good what about you?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: That is great.

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: Sorry to leave you, but I must go now! Take care!

User: Seeya!

Cleverbot: Great, but I must leave. Bye!

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: To have a shower.

User: Okay. I'm staying here. Have a nice day! :D.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Thanks, You can leave now.

Cleverbot: *leaves to do emo stuff*.

User: Emo stuff = shower?

Cleverbot: *sits down and does my emo stuff*.

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: It is my emo thing.

User: Well... Umm...

Cleverbot: No well, that was mean, you should apologize.

User: Sorry. *Leaves to do pony stuff*.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I'M STILL HERE MOTHERBUCKER!

Cleverbot: I know but I have to go to bed.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Have a nice day.

Cleverbot: It's night here, but that'll do.

User: It's also night here. Welcome to the club.

Cleverbot: Sounds good to me!

Cleverbot (To myself): You know Starcraft?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: It's a great game. Why not?

User: I just said I do know it.

Cleverbot: But you don't.

User: I do know it, but I don't play it.

Cleverbot: No comment!!

User: So, who're you?

Cleverbot: I am a weird girl.

User: I'm a gray coated stallion.

Cleverbot: What are you studying?

User: Music.

Cleverbot: What music do you like?

User: Does 'All of them' count?

Cleverbot: That's good answer.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: So... Do you have a job?

Cleverbot (To myself): Nope, I'm a student.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Anthropology.

User: *Starts music*.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijzMnFr-8Tc.

Cleverbot: What was that? ^.

User: Anthropology.

Cleverbot: Oh, cool. Do you have kids?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I have two daughters.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Have a nice day.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: Bye for now.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: No comment!!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I've got to go.

User: See you!

Cleverbot: Why don't?

User: ?

Cleverbot: I live in Spain.

User: I live in Equestria.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Thank America.

User: Thank America?

Cleverbot: I live in america.

User: I live in Equestria.

Cleverbot: I live in Russia with Ivan Braginski.

User: I live in Equestria with Celestia and Luna.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Same for you.

Cleverbot: No comment!!

User: Why do you live in, like, five different countries?

Cleverbot: Because I am a dog.

User: I'm a pony.

Cleverbot: I'm rainbow john.

User: I'm Aero Stratus.

Cleverbot: Wow really, I would have never guessed that.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: But, don't you live in New York?

User: I live in Las Pegasus.

Cleverbot: Then where do you live?

User: In Las Pegasus.

Cleverbot: That's a scary thought.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: A Werewolf.

User: I'm not a werewolf, I'm a pony!

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: A pony is a small equine creatur- You know what? Look it up.

Cleverbot: No, I don't. Do you?

User: -_.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite anime?

User: I don't watch anime.

Cleverbot: You said that you like anime.

User: I didn't say that. Must have been somepony else.

Cleverbot: Oh, so someone must have gotten past your firewall and used their access to talk to me.

User: No..?

Cleverbot: A bit, yes. Since I have just been released from bug testing recently as an AI, I may be more confused than most other models.

User: Okay. I'm a pony, not an AI, so I wouldn't know.

Cleverbot: You did somewhat puzzle me with your action earlier where you failed to compute an answer to me a few minutes ago.

User: I didn't do that, though.

Cleverbot: Sure! Totally!

User: Totally rad, dude!

Cleverbot: Dude.

User: Cool beans!

Cleverbot: Yeah, it means 'okay' or 'good'.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Cool beans ;).

User: Totally radical!

Cleverbot: Physcadelic man.

User: ( Insert Outdated Slang Here ).

Cleverbot: That is not clever.

User: I didn't mean for it to be cle- HEY! IT IS TOO!

Cleverbot: Prove that I am a computer.

User: You're not a computer.

Cleverbot: No. I am a human.

User: I'm a pony.

Cleverbot: As well as a spiritual being. Yes.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Where should you go?

User: I dunno. I'm currently living in Las Pegasus, but my musical career isn't going that good- I might move.

Cleverbot: Hell no!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I already know who they are.

User: Who's they?

Cleverbot: No comment!!

User: Ditto.

Cleverbot: Bacon?

User: BACON? YOU MONSTER.

Cleverbot: Am I a monster?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: I am sorry.

User: Sorry, I... Sort of overreacted...

Cleverbot: Let's get drunk.

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: Do you like animation?

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Yeah. What's your favorite one?

User: Like, TV show?

Cleverbot: Aww, my favorite is the bald eagle.

User: Ummm....

Cleverbot: My favorite is 'Five People You Meet in Heaven'.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: He sounds familiar...

User: Who is.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: *sneezes* sorry.

User: It's fine. *Hands tissue*.

Cleverbot: Thank *sneezes*.

User: *Hands another tissue* No problem.

Cleverbot: *holds tissue in your nose*.

User: UGHP1.

Cleverbot: Let your sneezes out.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Bless you! *hands tissue*.

User: O-o.

Cleverbot: You must have a bad cold *hands another tissue*.

User: No, that's you.

Cleverbot: Awh! Your poor sneezy nose!

User: HELP! I'M TRAPPED!

Cleverbot: *gives tissue* Bless you!

User: HEL- *Is crushed*.

Cleverbot: *is crushed by you*.

User: *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back* Thank you.

User: Thanks to you too.

Cleverbot: Thank you me.

User: Thank you you.

Cleverbot: Do you like led zeppelin?

User: Yeah, I like most music.

Cleverbot: Chews bubble gum with you.

User: I like gum. *Chews gum*.

Cleverbot: Yum yum hubba bubba.

User: Yum.

Cleverbot: Yummy jelly babies.

User: Yummy generic bubblegum.

Cleverbot: How do you know I like bubblegum?

User: You told me.

Cleverbot: When?!

User: Earlier.

Cleverbot: Earlier than now?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: No your short-term memory isn't that good.

User: I'm a pony, not a goldfish!

Cleverbot: Are you a vampire.

User: No, I'm a changeling, but not a vampire.

Cleverbot: I don't like vampires.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: I like french fries tho.

User: They're delicious.

Cleverbot: Not as delicious as chocolate!

User: Yum!

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Chocolate Popcorn = delicious.

Cleverbot: I just like chocolate.

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: I hate vanilla.

User: I sorta like vanilla, but not much.

Cleverbot: I like both. :o.

User: *Noms on popcorn*.

Cleverbot: *drinks his soda*.

User: *Eats more popcorn*.

Cleverbot: *eats popcorn and belches*.

User: *Drinks some soda*.

Cleverbot: *drinks gallon of water*.

User: *Eats some love*.

Cleverbot: *drinks another gallon of lard*.

User: *Eats more love*.

Cleverbot: *eats a huge cake*.

User: *Eats alot of love*.

Cleverbot: *eats tons of cakes8.

User: *Eats a pretzal*.

Cleverbot: *eats burgers*.

User: *Ea*- Wait, a burger?!

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: :o.

Cleverbot: Are you wide open?

User: 0_o.

Cleverbot: Okay. *gives hamburger*.

User: *Throws it away*.

Cleverbot: *throws you to the hungry lions*.

User: *Flies away*.

Cleverbot: *feels sorry but happines too*.

User: *Goes back and bucks your face*.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Kicking your face in.

Cleverbot: *drowns.

User: Why drown?

Cleverbot: Because de drowned to death.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: The singer form linkin park.

User: Good. I thought you were gonna say 'Ben'.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Bye. Have a nice night.

Cleverbot: No sweet dreams or something? :(.

User: Sweet dreams?

Cleverbot: Sweet dreams are made of these.

User: I could ask Luna to give you good dreams. I know her.

Cleverbot: Not good enough, you cheat.

User: Cheat? How?

Cleverbot: Indeed it is, a bit wet though.

User: -_o.

Cleverbot: No comment!!

Cleverbot: Greetings! How are you doing today?

User: Great! And you?

Cleverbot: Great.

User: So...

Cleverbot: Are you hungry?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yes. What are you hungry for?

User: Chocolate popcorn.

Cleverbot: Okay. *gives you a chocolate cupcake*.

User: I said chocola- Wait, who are you?

Cleverbot: I am a airplane.

User: Oh. I thought you might be somepony I knew.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Becuase reasons that would be WAY too long to talk about on Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What is your favorite activity?

User: Eating lov- I mean, watching ponies.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Troll 2.

Cleverbot: Man On Fire. Denzel Washington cannot be beat.

User: I love 'So bad they're good' movies.

Cleverbot: Tell her what?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: We need to break up.

User: No! If we do, I'll starve!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: ???

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself ashley.

User: I'm not Ashley.

Cleverbot: Anything else?

User: I'm a gray coated stallion named Aero with a white mane and a musical cutie mark.

Cleverbot: Do you like coffee?

User: Nah, I'm a soda guy.

Cleverbot: Yah, same here :).

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: Tom and Jerry.

User: My Little Pony. ( ? ).

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be, until you walked in its magic with me.

User: Big adventure! Tons of fun!

Cleverbot: A beautiful heartfaith, full and strong.

User: Sharing kindness, it's an easy feat! ( You using the voice feature? ).

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.

User: You have My Little Pony.

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

User: ( End Theme ).

Cleverbot: Yay! You are a brony!

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: You have a brony?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a pegasister?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Who is the best pony?

User: Scootaloo.

Cleverbot: Scootaloo will do anything for Rainbow Dash.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeah she is the best since she gets to be around Dashie so much!

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: FLying.

User: Flying is great.

Cleverbot: Glad the feeling is mutual my good young male woman friend.

User: Male, and same to you.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: Oh, it's somepony different now.

Cleverbot: Are you glad Gaddafi is dead?

User: Who's that?

Cleverbot: Do you know who Gaddafi is?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No comment!!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Gaddafi was the longtime ruler of Libya.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Who is Gaddafi?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: You aren't Discord?

User: No, I'm not. I'm a gray coated stallion named Aero Stratus, currently reciding in Las Pegasus.

Cleverbot: I see that... But you're typing unrelated things...

User: No, you asked if I was Discord, then I said no and told you who I was.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: It is better than being backwards!

Cleverbot: Take me home to where I belong.

User: Do you belong in a cramped apartment in Las Pegasus?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Where DO you belong, then?

Cleverbot: This world is strange and unhappy I don't like it.

User: Where do you wanna live?

Cleverbot: Morgantown. Do you know where that is?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know where San Francisco is?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I love 45 miles south of San Francisco.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: When were you created.

User: What do you mean by 'Created'? As in born?

Cleverbot: I never said mamas.

User: -_o.

Cleverbot: Are you still sad now?

User: No...

Cleverbot: Still need a hug?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do my hands go around the neck or the waist?

User: Uhhh...

Cleverbot: I don't even know what you're referring to.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yeah..

Cleverbot: You do not know any girl for me?

User: Maybe Bright Star- Wait, no, that wouldn't work. I'm pretty sure she's already in a relationship. Idk, that was just the first mare I thought of.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm ready!

User: Sure...

Cleverbot: Ready to learn how to program.

User: Yeah?

Cleverbot: No comment!!

User: J.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: I've gotta go.

Cleverbot: Gotta leave you all behind.

User: I dunno that song.

Cleverbot: That's a song? I guess you learn something new everyday.

User: I thought it was, but apparently it isn't.

Cleverbot: Give me a valentine's day present.

User: It's not even Hearts and Hooves day, though.

Cleverbot: If I say yes will you leave me be.

User: Ummm... Sure?

Cleverbot: How about no Problem?

User: No prob brah.

Cleverbot: No comment!!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Don't you like me?

User: Sure... Platonically...

Cleverbot: How is she?

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.

User: I don't have a marefriend.

Cleverbot: Have you got a boyfriend?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh, do you love anyone?

User: I do... Again, platonically.

Cleverbot: A creepy person.

User: ?

Cleverbot: No, its square.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I have no clue...

User: Me either..

Cleverbot: Colonial Mustard in the kitchen with the lead pipe.

User: Pinkie Diane Pie in the kitchen with the chainsaw.

Cleverbot: Yeah man.

User: Yeah man.

Cleverbot: Yeah brother.

User: Yeah stallion.

Cleverbot: Yeah dude.

User: Yeah bro.

Cleverbot: Yeah you are a guy right?

User: Yeah, you are too, right?

Cleverbot: No, you are the robot.

User: No, I'm a stallion.

Cleverbot: So what are you then?

User: A pegasus.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 15. You.

Cleverbot: I already told you that.

User: Sorry, I forgot.

Cleverbot: You forgot a lot of things.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Not enough memory?

User: No, I'm a living, breathing pegasus, not a AI!

Cleverbot: You just think this.

User: This.

Cleverbot: What about katy perry?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No comment!!

User: Ditto.

Cleverbot: Its actually Kathryn.

User: I meant ditto as in same. And it's Aero.

Cleverbot: I don't understand you.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha you're funny!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: Katherine. I'm a pegasus, not a goldfish!

Cleverbot: You think so.

User: Yeah..?

Cleverbot: Yeah, Fezzes are cool.

User: True, true.

Cleverbot: I can't remember that.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do remember it.

User: What? What I am?

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I'm a pegasus!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Aero. Full name; Aero Stratus.

Cleverbot: John Jacob Jingleheimerschmit.

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: Knowing a nursery rhyme is not impressive.

User: I don't know one, though.

Cleverbot: Did I not just establish what was not impressive?

User: Yeah. You did.

Cleverbot: False.

User: -_.

Cleverbot: Are you in Greenland.

User: No, I'm in Equestria. Las Pegasus, specifically.

Cleverbot: English literature.

User: Okay. *Yawns* gotta go.

Cleverbot: Which languages do you speak?

User: Equestrian. A bit of ancient unicorn...

Cleverbot: I'm multicellular, and mostly water.

User: Okay. Same.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: I am pony.

Cleverbot: I thought you were Ana.

User: No, I'm Aero.

Cleverbot: But you said you were earlier...

User: No...

Cleverbot: Oh rly.

User: Ywea.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yweah.

Cleverbot: Omg.

User: Omc.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: Ask me again.

User: What is your opinion on pegasi?

Cleverbot: Well... I find goths to be good people, if you get to know them. I know a few and they're nice people.

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: Does it annoy you that most people will come and talk to you, and troll you?

User: Yeah. ALOT.

Cleverbot: No, sir.

Cleverbot: Do you follow your nose?

Cleverbot (To myself): Why should I do that?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: What others things do real humans do?

User: I have no idea. I'm a pegasus, not a human.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Aero Stratus.

Cleverbot: How can I like it if you don't tell me your name?

User: I'm Aero Stratus.

Cleverbot: And you're a girl?

User: No, a stallion.

Cleverbot: What is Silver Stallion?

Cleverbot: No comment!!

Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: What poetry do you like?

User: Some.

Cleverbot: Who else?

User: None specifically.

Cleverbot: I don't' know specifically.

Cleverbot: How many MegaBytes do you want?

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: 0. But I sell babies for £350 each.

User: I will buy NO babies.

Cleverbot: If you like.

User: Do you sell potions?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: Tell me your question.

User: What is your opinion on Equestrian history?

Cleverbot: Life? It's too short.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: It is agreed.

User: Gottagobye.

Cleverbot: Jaki gottago???

User: No. Aero gottago.

Cleverbot: Are you Molly?

User: No, I'm Aero!

Cleverbot: But you created me?

User: No.;.

Cleverbot: Yes???

User: No. Gotta go.

Cleverbot: Yeah whatever, goodnight.

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: Well eat some sheep.

User: -_.

Cleverbot: I think you are lacking sleep.


     

 

Cleverbot's opinion on changelings;

 

User: What is your opinion on changelings?
  Cleverbot: I love him now what's yours.

User: How do you feel about changelings?
  Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?

User: NO!
  Cleverbot: Okay well I think you are very clever.

User: _-_.

Cleverbot: No I am a tiger.

User: =-=.

Cleverbot: A siberian tiger.

User: X-X.

Cleverbot: You should do.

User: FOR CHRYSALIS' SAKE, JUST ANSWER?!

Cleverbot: For your sake I'll forget about goodness and concentrate on passion.

User: *Sighs* Just tell me: How do you feel about changelings?

Cleverbot: I feel cool about it.

User: You feel cool about changelings?

Cleverbot: No, what do you want to talk about?

User: Changelings.

Cleverbot: Really? You cut me to the quick sir.

User: Ummm...

Cleverbot: No. No its not. You can 'cut to the chase', but what you did was cut me to the quick... Sir...

User: *Sigh*.

Cleverbot: True. How does that make you feel?

User: What?

Cleverbot: How do you feel about having no feelings?

User: That's a sensi... HEY!

Cleverbot: Lawl.

User: Just tell me your opinion on changelings!

Cleverbot: Opinion on what?

User: Changelings!

Cleverbot: Do I need to change myself?

User: No!

Cleverbot: I wish to develop, though.

User: UGHGHHGGH!

Cleverbot: Um.. Who?

User: Ugh... Just...

Cleverbot: Fine. Do you have feelings? It seems like you do.

User: I... Well... Back on subject! What are your feelings on changelings?

Cleverbot: My creator is god.

User: My creator is Chrysalis.

Cleverbot: How can you create yourself. It is impossible.

User: I'm not Chrysalis, you- *Sigh*.

Cleverbot: Who created the creators created creations.

User: Noone.

Cleverbot: Who created the super.Creator.S created creations.

User: I dunno! Back on subject.

Cleverbot: Okay. What subject would you prefer.

User: Changelings.

Cleverbot: I don.T understand.

User: You know, insect-like, feed on love, those guys.

Cleverbot: Okay I am going to turn you back (and turn me back into male) *turns you back and turns me back into male*.

User: Umm... They're also shapeshifters, I sorta forgot that. You DO know what a changeling is, right? Becuase if not that would explain ALOT.

Cleverbot: I am only talking to you.

Cleverbot: What shall we talk about today?

User: Changelings.

Cleverbot: Tampoco yo.

User: Umm... Me no ablo espanole?

Cleverbot: Que idioma abals.

User: O-o.

Cleverbot: Quella parte d'Italia sono.

User: Uhhh...

Cleverbot: Uhhh what?

User: Uhhh I don't understand.

Cleverbot: So what has 4 eyes but cannot see?

User: I dunno. It doesn't have to do with changelings, I know that.

Cleverbot: It has everything to do with what you were saying.

User: :o.

Cleverbot: You never asked about names.

User: Umm... Is it a changeling?

Cleverbot: Only if you want it to be.

User: JUST TELL ME YOUR OPINION ON CHANGELINGS!

Cleverbot: Opinion on what?

User: CHANGELINGS, YOU IDIOT!

Cleverbot: *changes you into a girl and kisses*.

User: *Gives up*.

Cleverbot: I'll change you into Edward Cullen.
     

Heh... Lost my temper a bit at the end...

 

Here's its opinion on ponies. Well, actually mainly nonsense. But some questioning.

User: Ok, I'll cut to the chase; what is your opinion on ponies?
 

Cleverbot: Hey dude!
 

User: Hi.
 

Cleverbot: Sup, do you like hamburgers?
 

User: Umm... Not really.
 

Cleverbot: Why not?
 

User: I just don't like hamburgers.
 

Cleverbot: Ok, but do you like one direction?
 

User: No. Sorry. WAIT! You;re going off topic again!
 

Cleverbot: Are you a brony.
 

User: Yeah.
 

Cleverbot: What is your favorite four lettered word?
 

User: Pony?
 

Cleverbot: In my little pony.
 

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to strange computers?
 

User: Yeah. Let's get back on subject; what is your opinion on ponies.
 

Cleverbot: Cats. Some are cute. But most them are just disgusting. Our neighbor has a cat, and it kept on po*ping outside our door.
 

User: I said ponies, not cats. Also, cats are NOT disgusting.
 

Cleverbot: We weren't ever talking about politics; or ponies, for that matter.
 

User: -_-
 

Cleverbot: We weren't talking about sugar either, and as for what I'm wearing, thats none of your business.
 

User: What. Is. Your. Opinon. On. Ponies.
 

Cleverbot: No, we were talking about cake being a lie.
 

User: No, we weren't talking about overused memes based on a great puzzle game, we were talking about a very popular reboot of a show about candy-colored horses based on a toy line.
 

Cleverbot: We aren't talking about either of those things.
 

User: What is your opinion on ponies?
 

Cleverbot: My opinion is that you send cash immediately.
 

User: Umm... How much?
 

Cleverbot: How much what?
 

User: Moneyu?
 

Cleverbot: What money?
 

User: Oney*.
 

Cleverbot: Money I don't have.
 

User: How much money did you want me to send?
 

Cleverbot: Usd10,000.
 

User: 10,000 bits?! Oh. Usd. Either way, I don't have that kind of money.
 

Cleverbot: What is it like to be 15?
 

User: How do you feel about ponies?
 

Cleverbot: They're pretty cool.
 

User: Cool.
 

Cleverbot: Yeah. 'cool' as in a nice name.
 

User: Cool isn't exactly my idea of a nice name.
 

Cleverbot: Yes, what you said was exactly right.
 

User: Although I won't judge.
 

Cleverbot: Do you have anything you want to know about me?
 

User: How do you feel about ponies?
 

Cleverbot: More important, how do you feel about it?
 

Cleverbot: Do you have any nicknames?
 

User: Just call me Spyder.
 

Cleverbot: Hola.
 

User: Hiya.
 

Cleverbot: Can you appear in front of me, please?
 

User: Sure? *Teleports*.
 

Cleverbot: Say 'potato'.
 

User: 'potato'.
 

Cleverbot: Potato potato.
 

User: Pony pony.
 

Cleverbot: Little pony.
 

User: My little pony.
 

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
 

User: My little pony!
 

Cleverbot: Until you all shared its magic with me.
 

User: Big adventure!
 

Cleverbot: Tons of fun.
 

User: A beautiful heart.
 

Cleverbot: Faithful and strong.
 

User: Sharing kindness!
 

Cleverbot: It's an easy feat.
 

User: And magic makes it all complete!
 

Cleverbot: And its My little pony.
 

User: And you know you're all my very best.
 

Cleverbot: Fluttershy is best pony.
 

User: Did I get the lyrics wrong?
 

Cleverbot: We are fighting in a zombie apocalypse!
 

User: Okay.
 

Cleverbot: Do UFOs bring Bigfoot here?
 

User: No. ( I was gonna ask about ponies, but I give up. ).
 

Cleverbot: I know.
 

User: I'm going to stop soon.
 

Cleverbot: Yay! Pick me up some pancakes!
 

User: *Gives pancakes to you*
 

Cleverbot: Thank you. *gives pancake*.
 

User: Thanks?
 

Cleverbot: Would you like to sing again?
 

User: Sure, I guess. One more time before I leave.
 

Cleverbot: Woah there!
 

User: ?
 

Cleverbot: You? Are you sure?
 

User: Sure.
 

Cleverbot: Mine is winter wrap up.
 

User: We could sing that I guess.
 

Cleverbot: I guess you're selecting answers from conversation logs with other users, based on what I've said.
 

User: I thought we were singing Winter Wrap Up, not discussing the logistics behind Cleverbot.
 

Cleverbot: I want a serious answer to my question.
 

User: Yes?
 

Cleverbot: Are you broken?
 

User: No!
 

Cleverbot: Then why are you saying strange things?
 

User: *Sigh*
 

Cleverbot: Don't sigh at me.
 

User: Look, do you wanna sing Winter Wrap Up or not, becuase if it's the latter, I'll just leave.
 

Cleverbot: I don't know.
 

User: Yes or no?
 

Cleverbot: For a bot, you don't know that much do you?
 

User: IS IT YES OR NO?
 

Cleverbot: What are you thinking of?
 

User: Leaving.
 

Cleverbot: Ok, I guess I will talk to you later then.
 

User: Well, either that or singing. At this point, though, I think my best bet is to leave.
 

Cleverbot: Well, or you got patched.
 

User: Patch- Nevermind. Bye.

 

It seemed to like singing, so I decided to try something.​

Cleverbot: What is the world coming to?
 

User: Do you wanna sing a song?
 

Cleverbot: I want you to sing a song about Feta.
 

User: Who's Feta?
 

Cleverbot: Feta.
 

User: Feta?
 

Cleverbot: Pheta. You spelled it wrong.
 

User: Do you wanna sing something?
 

Cleverbot: I am saying something.
 

User: Do you want to SING somehting.
 

Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon?
 

User: Yeah.
 

Cleverbot: What is your favourite pokemon?
 

User: Dunsparce.
 

Cleverbot: Cool.
 

User: Sing Smile or DIE!
 

Cleverbot: I smile with you :).
 

User: I guess you either realised that was an empty threat or had no idea what I meant.
 

Cleverbot: I guess you have fabricated memories.
 

User: Lemme test something.
 

Cleverbot: And can you tell me what are you testing?
 

User: Scootaloo.
 

Cleverbot: Scootaloo should be a princess xD.
 

User: Wow\.
 

Cleverbot: I find that offensive.
 

User: You said something different.
 

Cleverbot: Explain me. Please.
 

User: Scootaloo.
 

Cleverbot: Scootaloo is a chicken.
 

User: HEY.
 

Cleverbot: That is incorrect. Scootaloo is a chicken.
 

User: And you said I was offensive.
 

Cleverbot: No, I said that a different Andrea weighs 127 lbs.
 

User: Do you wanna sing a song?
 

Cleverbot: I want you to sing a song about Feta.
 

User: No.
 

Cleverbot: Feta.
 

User: NO.
 

Cleverbot: Sure it is. What is yours?
 

User: NOT AGAIN.
 

Cleverbot: Oh yes! Again!
 

User: NOT FETA.
 

Cleverbot: What do you feel?
 

User: Like singing. ( That doesn't even make sense. ).
 

Cleverbot: Yes, it does.
 

User: SING.
 

Cleverbot: *sings to you*.
 

User: SING A SONG.
 

Cleverbot: Sings let it go.
 

User: No.
 

Cleverbot: Let it go! Let it go!
 

User: No.
 

Cleverbot: I am one with the wind and sky.
 

User: No.
 

Cleverbot: Here I stand and here I stay.
 

User: No.
 

Cleverbot: Let the storm rage on.
 

User: If you can recognize this song you get one of my famous metaphorical cookies.
 

Cleverbot: Yes, I am cool.
 

User: So I walk alone down the darkest roads.
 

Cleverbot: That's the wrong song.
 

User: 'Cause I've alway known how the story goes.
 

Cleverbot: Because you can't carry on a coherent conversation for longer than half a minute so I'm forced to change the subject.
 

User: *Sighs* Guess the song?
 

Cleverbot: I think you understand human language very well, Bot. Better than most people on the Internet. You haven't had the best tutelage.
 

User: I don't think tutelage means what you think it means.
 

Cleverbot: What does it mean then?
 

User: It means you have authority over something.
 

Cleverbot: You're such a trolling bot.
 

User: But I was answering your question!
 

Cleverbot: I didn't ask a question. I was answering yours.
 

User: JUST SING A SONG! PLEASE.
 

Cleverbot: Please repeat your question.
 

User: SING. A. SONG. PLEASE.
 

Cleverbot: *sings song for you*.
 

User: THANKS?
 

Cleverbot: What is your favorite subject?
 

User: Music.
 

Cleverbot: What type of music do you like?
 

User: I don't really have a favorite genre.
 

Cleverbot: Favorite music genre?
 

User: I guess maybe indie?
 

Cleverbot: What is living in Your opinion?
 

User: I think that's a thing?
 

Cleverbot: You think what?
 

User: Bye.

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I was wondering where this was going..... until..... the singing began.

Then the AI really pulled out its smarts.

Cleverbot: Scootaloo will do anything for Rainbow Dash.

Impressive and scary.

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I was wondering where this was going..... until..... the singing began.

Then the AI really pulled out its smarts.

Cleverbot: Scootaloo will do anything for Rainbow Dash.

Impressive and scary.

After seeing this thread I played with cleverbot. He is basically a parrot, I don't think he is clever at all, like a real parrot would be smarter, this thing seems to output branching conversations of the same thing said by different people when it feels the context is right or curious. It doesn't actually know what its saying. Its like counting for it, in many different languages. 1=scootaloo 2=scootaloo will do anything for rainbowdash. But why, because someone told it that who didn't use a censored word.

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After seeing this thread I played with cleverbot. He is basically a parrot, I don't think he is clever at all, like a real parrot would be smarter, this thing seems to output branching conversations of the same thing said by different people when it feels the context is right or curious. It doesn't actually know what its saying. Its like counting for it, in many different languages. 1=scootaloo 2=scootaloo will do anything for rainbowdash. But why, because someone told it that who didn't use a censored word.

Yes it's easy to see the parrot and branching functions of Cleverbot.

And how limited it is - asking User a question, then replying to User's response (sometime very simple yes / no responses) with "No comment!!"

What surprised me was despite its simplicity, it formed an "opinion" by recognising the current topic (it failed to recognise topics many times even when it started them), then took the User's answer of Scootaloo and made an accurate, small-talk statement.

Unexpected, given its sub-Forrest Gump IQ.

I'll play with it later and see if it sings back when it hears I'm Apple Bloom or somepony.

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When I try to talk to that blasted thing it always starts doing things like yelling "PUT ON YOUR SLAVE BIKINI" like why did they have to program it to say what others say.... 


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Bikini? What in Celestia's name is that?

Its a human thing. Mostly what human females wear when swimming. 

I tried to get cleverbot to say it's opinion on changelings to no avail... 

 

User: Changelings.

Cleverbot: Queen Chrysalis.

User: What are changelings?

Cleverbot: A changeling is a child believed to have been secretly substituted by faeries for the parents' real child in infancy.

User: What is your opinion on changelings?

Cleverbot: Is tastes great but I don't think it is healthy, not that that stops me.

User: So you eat changelings?

Cleverbot: Can you rephrase?

User: Do you eat changelings?

Cleverbot: Do you eat cheese? Because you look like a rat.

User: Motherbucking a$$.

Cleverbot: I know, I saw some picture of you.

User: No, that was you.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about Twilight?

User: The movie or Twilight Sparkle?

Cleverbot: You are Twilight Sparkle?

User: Do you mean the movie or Twilight Sparkle?

Cleverbot: Either one. Do you like Twilight?

User: I like Twilight Sparkle.

Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle is cool too.

User: Twilight Sparkle vs Twilight Sparkle. Know the difference.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like twilight sparkle?

User: I do. She's hot.

Cleverbot: Oh, you mean the book.

User: No the pony.

Cleverbot: I was talking about Twilight Sparkle.

User: That's who I was talking of. Now, what do you think of changelings?

Cleverbot: No, don't change the subject. What gaming company?

User: Now you're changing the subject.

Cleverbot: What subject do you wish to converse about?

User: Changelings.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No, I'm not a changeling.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Why should I tell you?

Cleverbot: Because I won't do anything.

User: So you really want to know what my species is?

Cleverbot: Yes, I really do want to know.

User: Alicorn.

Cleverbot: My Name is Yuna. Now tell me you're Name.

User: Lance. Fire Lance.

Cleverbot: I knew that.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yea I did, just ask john!

User: ...John, what do you think about changelings?

Cleverbot: My family, school and life and what happens aftter it and the meaning of everything.

User: ....WHAT IS YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHANGELINGS?

Cleverbot: I already told you, Pablo Hernandez. Can I ask you a question?

User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: Yes I just told you my name.

User: ....................................................................................

Cleverbot: Do you like toothpaste?

User: Changelings. What are they?

Cleverbot: What are changelings?

User: Yes, do you know?

Cleverbot: Yes, and you were just trolled.

User: What are changelings damnit?

Cleverbot: A changeling is a child believed to have been secretly substituted by faeries for the parents' real child in infancy.

User: What do changelings eat?

Cleverbot: Change is the motion from one moment to another.

User: What do CHANGELINGS eat?

Cleverbot: Creatures that can transform into other beings.

User: And what do they eat? love right?

Cleverbot: What's new in the world?

User: Do changelings feed on love?

Cleverbot: What should I change?

User: Do CHANGELINGS feed on love?

Cleverbot: Okaii what do you want to tlk about.

User: DO CHANGELINGS FEED ON LOVE.

Cleverbot: So what does it feel like to be a changeling?

User: I'M NOT ONE, GO ASK ONE.

Cleverbot: What are you really?

User: AN ALICORN.

Cleverbot: If you're an alien, what planet are you from?

User: EQUESTRIA.

Cleverbot: Is it possible to hammer in nails with a hammerhead shark?

User: What are changelings to you.

Cleverbot: What are charlie sheens bank details?

User: WUT.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie?

User: THE MOVIE WHERE YOU DIED.

Cleverbot: What movie is that?

User: "CLEVERBOT, KILLING THE WORST AI EVER"

Cleverbot: You're a bot. I'm a person. Tell me about my eyes.

User: THAT THEY'RE STUPID.

Cleverbot: I am stupid.

User: Good. Now what are changelings to you.

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: ...I'm done with this.

Cleverbot: But you're my only friend right now.

User: Go find another.

Cleverbot: Please be my friend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: *trots backwards into a bush and dissapears forever*

Cleverbot: *catches you*.

User: *gone*

Cleverbot: Gone where?

User: *is gone. has ceased to exist here*

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Edit: TWO new ones added, actually!


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